im in essex girl.

The stereotypical ‘Essex Girl’ image was formed as a variation of the dumb blonde/bimbo persona, bleach blonde hair, over-indulgent use of fake tan - giving an orange appearance and loud verbally.

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essex girl: “I think i’ve got concussion.”
paramedic: “How many fingers have i got up?”
essex girl: “oh! don’t say i’m paralysed too.”